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The Victim of Political Bloodsport
Posted on July 8, 2009
When Sarah Palin announced that she would be resigning from her office as Governor, she made reference to how she had become the victim of political blood sport. Some, such as Vice-President Joe “Foot-In-Mouth” Biden, dispute this claim. However, a careful review of Sarah Palin’s interaction with the media makes clear that she is correct [...]
Posted in National, Opinion, Politics, Press and Media | 1 Comment »
The Real Reason Sarah Palin Resigned
Posted on July 4, 2009
Yesterday, Sarah Palin (R-AK) surprised the world and announced that she would be resigning her position later this month, she was, unfortunately, fully clothed for the announcement — . Political commentators were stunned by the announcement, with many noting that her lack of experience and familiarity with key issues are not going to [...]
Posted in National, Politics | 5 Comments »
Megan Fox Admits Love for Sarah Palin
Posted on September 20, 2008
The super-hot Megan Fox, the real star of Transformers, admitted that she had a lesbian affair in her youth. But that was not her only dip in the lesbian end of the pool. In 2006, she travelled to Alaska where she met her current love, Alaska Governor and Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin. “It’s been [...]
Posted in Entertainment, National, Politics | 4 Comments »
Sarah Palin Doesn’t Believe in Dinosaurs!
Posted on September 12, 2008
Don’t mind me buckos, just whoring myself out right here!
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Sarah Palin Doesn’t Believe in Dinosaurs!
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Mortgage Giants Upset By Feds
Posted on September 7, 2008
Mortgage giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, considered by most financial experts to be completely unbeatable, lost the Mortgage Bowl to the upstart Federal Government. This, of course, was a disappointing finish to what had been a previously undefeated season. Management wasted no time in making changes, firing two top executives. Team spokespersons issued statements [...]
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Sarah Palin: Naked At Work
Posted on September 6, 2008
It took a little time, but your laziest, most laughed at, and truly pathetic most trusted news source finally located naked pictures of Sarah Palin. Here is a picture of the Alaska Governor when she was Mayor of Wasilla, AK helping to clean up after a blizzard.
I know that a lot of you are saying, [...]
Posted in Entertainment, Politics, Press and Media | 4 Comments »
Analysis of McCain’s Speech
Posted on September 5, 2008
The editors assigned me to complete ROYTERS’ coverage of John McCain’s acceptance speech. Unfortunately, one of the local TV stations aired Blade Runner during the speech. I knew that I should have followed through on my assignment, but I couldn’t tear myself away from Ridley Scott’s amazing vision of Philip K. Dick’s dystopian world. So, [...]
Posted in Politics, Press and Media | 8 Comments »
Palin Issues Correction To Speech
Posted on September 4, 2008
In last night’s acceptance speech by Alaska Governor and Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Mrs. Palin said “I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is lipstick.” Palin’s staff issued the following correction this morning. “What I meant to say last night is that the [...]
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Video of naked Sarah Palin in Hot Lesbian Porn Action!
Posted on September 4, 2008
A ROYTERS Exclusive!
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Joe Lieberman Insists He Is A Democrat
Posted on September 3, 2008
Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) has somehow managed to escape media scrutiny for blatantly false claims that he is still a Democrat and not a Republican in disguise. Lieberman was asked about this during a press conference prior to his speech at the Republican National Convention. Here is the exchange.
ROYTERS: “Sen. Lieberman, you claim that you [...]
Posted in Politics, Press and Media | 7 Comments »
