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Joe Lieberman Insists He Is A Democrat

Posted on September 3, 2008

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) has somehow managed to escape media scrutiny for blatantly false claims that he is still a Democrat and not a Republican in disguise.  Lieberman was asked about this during a press conference prior to his speech at the Republican National Convention.  Here is the exchange.
ROYTERS: “Sen. Lieberman, you claim that you [...]

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Posted in Politics, Press and Media | 7 Comments »

Politics Is Boring

Posted on August 27, 2008

I’ve gone on record and said it.  Politics is boring.  Barack Obama is boring.  Hillary and Bill Clinton are boring.  Nothing about the boring convention has gotten me excited.  Not even Joe Biden.  He’s just some old white guy from Delawa . . .  Sorry, I fell asleep typing that last sentence it was so [...]

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Posted in Entertainment, Opinion, Politics | 9 Comments »

The Age Of ROYTERS’ Contributors

Posted on August 15, 2008

There has been a big stink about the age of the members of the Chinese little girl’s women’s Olympic team.  This scandal has raised a lot of questions about the integrity of the Olympics, and I don’t understand it.  All of the spell and grammar checkers here at ROYTERS are 13 year-old Chinese girls, and [...]

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Posted in International, Opinion, Sports, Staff Information | 7 Comments »

Malach reports on the Olympics

Posted on August 12, 2008

Beijing, CHINA – A ROYTERS Sports Exclusive
Malach here in pollution choked China.  I was going to report on the happenings of these Olympics Games, but something delayed me, and it wasn’t A-Rod this time.  I arrived early Monday morning, with a one way ticket and a ROYTERS American Express Card to do some reporting on the Olympics [...]

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Posted in International, Politics, Sports | 2 Comments »

Olympic Prediction

Posted on August 7, 2008

Bia and Branca Feres will lead the Brazilian synchronized swimming team to the gold medal.  The gold medal of what?  The gold medal of being hot.

These two twins are smoking hot and should be given all the air time that NBC can spare when the Olympics are on tv.  Not caring about the Olympics, I [...]

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Posted in International, Sports | 9 Comments »