Ann Coulter Apologizes

Ann Coulter apologized today for being “such an ignorant bitch.”  Appearing on The Charlie Rose Show, Ms. Coulter was confronted with several of her past statements and, in an almost surreal moment of clarity, realized that she is “just some idiot that people give air time on the mistaken belief that I’m attractive.”  Ms. Coulter went on to say, “Have you even looked at my body?  I’m a freaking Olive Oil with an Adam’s apple.”

Charlie Rose, who was completely flabbergasted by the impromptu confessional, said later on in the show that it was too bad Michael Jackson died as Ms. Coulter’s admission would not get any press coverage.  “It’ll be kind of like Jackson’s child molestation charges and general creepiness, totally overlooked.”