Royters News Service: First In Falsity

Where The Blame Lies

Posted by royters on September 29, 2008

A lot of people are wondering how the economy got in such a mess.  People are also wondering who is to blame for this mess.  I spent the better part of the day researching this issue and have the answer.  Think about it carefully for a minute.  The financial institutions are collapsing.  The financial institutions go to the government FINANCE committee for money.  This whole mess has to do with lending practices.

What is the common thread among these things?  Jews.  Financial institutions are run by Jews, the government Finance Committee is run by a Jew, and Jews make loans.  Therefore, this is all the fault of the Jews.

A lot of you probably disagree with me.  You people probably say that my conclusions are spotty and that my reasoning is completely nonsensical.  I must say that I cannot totally disagree with those statements.  However, I would like to point out the following.  I did research this issue.  I talked with all the experts.  Mel Gibson, Eric Cartman, Lou Dobbs, these twins from Brazil, and they all said the same thing.  Are you telling me that these notorious racists are wrong?  I doubt it.  These people say things a lot, and if they say things a lot, those things become true.

Think about it.

Please, for the love of God, think about it.  If not, you end up with idiots like me pointing figures instead of solving the problem.

5 Responses to “Where The Blame Lies”

  1. I was entertained by Barney Franks at the press conference

  2. C.Rag said

    Wolverines!

  3. Not WOLVERINES! THUNDERDOME!

  4. AngryMan said

    Did you want to stick your frank in his beans?

  5. I think he said he wanted to barney his frank.

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