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McCain’s Temper Gets the Best of Him

Posted by royters on September 27, 2008

John McCain spent most of last night’s debate being extremely negative towards his opponent, Barack Obama.  But McCain wasn’t being mean just to score cheap political points (which is an odd change from his campaign tactics so far).  Obama was running late last night, and McCain didn’t like it.  His anger got the better of him, and his legendary temper finally made an appearance.  Visibly frustrated with the delay, Jim Lehrer apologized to Sen. McCain for the holdup in an attempt to calm him down and placate the grumpy, old man who was up past his bed time.  McCain put on his typical smarmy smile and responded, “What can you expect from a guy who runs on n—– time?”  He chuckled a little and said it again “N—–!  You know, you’re not supposed to that, Jim, that’s why it’s so funny!”  Lehrer shook his head in shame and muttered, “I can’t believe people are thinking about voting for this guy.”

7 Responses to “McCain’s Temper Gets the Best of Him”

  1. C.Rag said

    There was a line at Popeye’s Chicken. Debates can wait.

  2. He was just a little grumpy he missed his nap

  3. C.Rag said

    And his jello.

  4. AngryMan said

    Man, you went there. How soon until the NAACP shuts down your site?

  5. royters said

    They’ve already filed for an injunction. Frelling douchebags.

  6. Catscratch said

    Maybe he needs some prune juice & stool softner?

  7. royters said

    That or the ability to not be a total turd.

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