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Megan Fox Admits Love for Sarah Palin

Posted by royters on September 20, 2008

The super-hot Megan Fox, the real star of Transformers, admitted that she had a lesbian affair in her youth.  But that was not her only dip in the lesbian end of the pool.  In 2006, she travelled to Alaska where she met her current love, Alaska Governor and Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin.  “It’s been some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had,” Fox said while masturbating to a picture of Moooooog, “I’d be going down on her and she’d start firing that gun of hers while screaming out how the difference between a pit bull and a MILF-lesbian is lipstick.  I gave her those Tina Fey glasses, by the way.  Oh, and I’ve got pics of her naked and video of her and I fucking.  We still see each other regularly, and I can’t to nail her in the VP’s house and the White House.  And don’t worry, Moooooog, you can be there, too.”

4 Responses to “Megan Fox Admits Love for Sarah Palin”

  1. Yum sandwich

  2. Catscratch said

    Dabblin in the minors can be fun, nothing says ya have to go pro.

  3. royters said

    Cat:
    You’ll need to put me on retainer.

  4. Megan Fox said

    I’m looking forward to Jennifer’s Body. Megan had no real meaty scenes in How to lose friends and alienate people. And in Transformers she was pretty much mute.

    Shes also up for the role of Leila in Jonah Hex with Josh Brolin.
    She would be a perfect Wonder Woman thought! :-)

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