Joe Lieberman Insists He Is A Democrat

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) has somehow managed to escape media scrutiny for blatantly false claims that he is still a Democrat and not a Republican in disguise.  Lieberman was asked about this during a press conference prior to his speech at the Republican National Convention.  Here is the exchange.

ROYTERS: “Sen. Lieberman, you claim that you are a still a Democrat.”

Douchebag Joe: “I’m still a Democrat.  I was the VP in 2000, remember?”

ROYTERS: “I remember that, you turd.”

Fuckface Joe: “What did you call me?”

ROYTERS: “Nothing.  But if you are a Democrat, sir, why did you run against Ned Lamont as an independent after the party said they didn’t want you, why did you endorse John McCain, a Republican, and why are you speaking at the Republican National Convention?”

AssLicker Joe: “Well, my friend . . .”

ROYTERS: “I’m not your friend, you power-hungry piece of shit.”

Dickwad Joe: “What did you say?”

ROYTERS: “Nothing, you lying bastard.”

Cumface Joe: “Good, good.  As I was saying, I am a Democrat.  My record proves it.  I mean, I’ve served as a Democratic Senator, I’ve stood up for abortion rights, and I supported President Clinton and John Kerry, who was very liberal, by the way.  I ran with Al Gore in 2000, remember?”

ROYTERS: “But doesn’t your support for a man who is anti-abortion, extremely conservative, supports President Bush at every turn, and said he will appoint conservative justices to the Supreme Court fly in the face of all of that?  How could voters see your actions as anything other than a potential power grab from the Republicans after you are kicked out of your Senate leadership positions next year when the Democrats have a larger majority and don’t need you”

AssToMouth Joe: “Bia and Branca Feres for everyone!  Let’s see Sarah Palin naked!”

ROYTERS: “That doesn’t have anything to do with my questions, asswipe.”

Piece of Crap Joe: “Fuck you!  I’m not answering your questions!”

Sen. Lieberman then flipped the reporter the bird and grumbled about how Tim Russert never bothered to ask such tough questions, nor did that “Greek fag boy” George Stephanopoulos, or “That old bag of bones” Bob Schieffer.