Cern, Switzerland (ROYTERS News)
Malach is everywhere, and today I am in Switzerland reporting on the imminent end of all we know, as the goofy Europeans turn on the Large Haldron Collider (LHC). Standing among the crowd watching the blinking lights and the champagne flow, holding my breath lest I be stretched into singularity, I was not impressed. What happened to the doom and gloom? This was crap, I had to find more.
As snooty Frenchies got wasted on their anti-freeze, I managed to sneak past an “Authorized Personel Only” labeled door with out being seen, and headed down a brightly lit long sterile hall that ended in a red door. A strange smell was in the air, kind of like mouldering cardboard mixed with burnt ozone, and it was getting humid the futher I went down this hall. I reached the red door, and notice dripping condensation on it. The door itself was warm to the touch, I heard no sounds from behind it but a soft humming, or was it a buzzing?
The door, beyond being red, also had no knob or handles . . . strange, how was I supposed to open it? Looking more closely, I notice the door had strange, barely noticeable, transluscent symbols on it. I touched one and they began to glow, the light undulating across it surfaces. I am not sure what the symbols were, but they were defintely ones I had never seen, almost alien in nature. I touched another, and suddenly, the floor beneath me opened up, and I fell. I was sliding fast down a winding metal tube, it’s surface so slick, I could not slow my decent. As I went down, the became even warmer, almost hot, and up ahead, the tube opened up to a lighted room. I was launched out the tube into a huge room, 80′ above the surface of a large river of lava.
Quickly, I reached for my utility belt, and my mini grappling hook gun, and fired up into the ceiling, swinging to the other side of this room, and landing on a platform across from where the tube ejected me. I could get a good look now. I was in a naturally carved cavern, about 120′ wide, and very long, down toward the bottom of this gorge like cavern flowed a river of lava. Strange. This must be directly under the LHC . . interesting, this wasn’t in any of the literature. The platform I was standing on was made from rock, and opened up behind me into a cavern which sloped up into darkness. A cool breeze came from the cavern.
With no place else to go, I decided to follow the cavern. Examiming it along the way, it definitely headed slightly up, and looked even with my untrained eye to be carved by lava flow. The humming/buzzing was getting slight louder as I headed down the cave.
I kept walking, walked for at least 20 minutes, as the cave went up a little steeper and began to turn, soon the buzzing became louder and soon combined with sounds of machinery. I eventually came into a large cavern, right along one of the several miles of the LHC itself. I was in a decent sized cavern, with a tile floor, several computers and platforms surroundingthe bulk of the LHC, each with computer stations and such. I headed into the cavern; it seemd devoid of any life. Cool, now I could really explore this world destroying machine. I headed to the closest platform, climbed up the stair. The platform was about 20′ x 20′ and adjacent to the HLC, the machinery hum was not loud but prevalent and was the buzzing. A desk with several PC’s were on the end of the platform, and they were attached to a strange looking machine on my right. The machine had a square platform, about 2′ high, with tubes are wires coming out of it all over the place. On top of the platform was a larg horseshoe shaped piece of metal, large enough from me to walk though. No idea what that is, but I do know PC’s, so I decided to play. I sat at the only PC that was on; some type of program was running.
The program seemed to be caculating numbers. Suddenly, a “Complete” sign came up and then “Begin Transfer? Yes No” came up. Oh why not. I used to mouse to hit “yes”. I expected something to happen but not what did. My attention which was on the LHC was drawn to my right, as light began to form in the horseshoe shaped target. Strange. I should of known then to run, and when the strange buzzing got louder, I really should have run; but Malach is a being of curiosity, and I had to see what was happening.
Within seconds the entire interior of the horseshoe was filled with a bright light, electric charges began playing and dancing across it’s surface, and the the buzzing increased. Suddenly there was a pressure change in the room, and winds started to pick up as the light in the horseshoe split open to darkness, and air from the room I was in began to rush toward that dark opening. I steadied myself, and peered into that dark opening . . .
What I saw almost drove me mad . . . space, stars, and two planets were in that space, I was looking out on it from this machine, it seemed so real, like tear in the fabric of reality. I was fascinated, but that fascination soon ended, something was coming through that dark opening. It was large enough to block out my view of space. What was that thing?
A creature, about the size of a bear, black leather skin, was floating through the opening into the room. Crustecean like, with two large sail like fins/wings on it’s back. It had several insect like legs on each side of it body, and a long prehensile tail, that held a strange looking mechanical tube. It had a small set of pincers toward the front of it’s body, holding a weird looking device. It did not have a head, it was more a flower like glowing brain. I nearly lost my mind, but continued to stare at the creature.
I barked at me in this strange buzzing voice . . but i was distracted as more were more coming out of the opening, much more . . the thing barked at me again in is buzzing alien voice and turned the device in my direction and something like lightning shot out of the device and I blacked out.
I awoke several hours later strapped into an airplane, headed back to The States. My luggage was packed. How?
I must explore this further . . . there is something strange going on at the LHC.
I am Malach, and wait until ROYTERS sees my expense reports.
