Barack Obama “Not Into Tits”
Posted by drmurk on August 18, 2008
BARACK.... SMOKES!!!
Useless piece of shit Barack Obama said he is ‘not all that into tits’ during an interview at the Christian Strip Club in Kansas, Nebraska today.
“Naw, I ain’t into all that. Tits are for kids. I got 50 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.” He took a long long drag of his mac dad cigarette, slapped a waitress’s ass, and continued. “That’s what it’s all about. Yeah, I’m an ass man.”
When asked who he thought was into tits, he thought, blackly, “El-Spitz, yo.”
DAMN!
royters said
Thank God you fixed that one, Murk.
royters said
I mean, you had the whole layout frelled up. What the hell did you do?
Malach the Merciless said
Hey whitey, it’s “99 Problems but a Bitch Ain’t One”
Murk said
hey idiot, Barack has 50 problems, the 50 states
rantingdiva said
He’s a dork.
First, tits are where it’s at. Followed closely by ass.
Second. I think the White House is a non-smoking facility, so by definition he should be shit out of luck.
moooooog35 said
I’m into candidates who like vaginas.
This is why I’m still upset that Hillary pulled out of the race.
Murk said
Mooo:
Perhaps you’d be interested in the ‘Nappy Headed Hos” contest over the Wand of Wonder?
Ranting Diva, you rock.