Royters News Service: First In Falsity

The Age Of ROYTERS’ Contributors

Posted by royters on August 15, 2008

There has been a big stink about the age of the members of the Chinese little girl’s women’s Olympic team.  This scandal has raised a lot of questions about the integrity of the Olympics, and I don’t understand it.  All of the spell and grammar checkers here at ROYTERS are 13 year-old Chinese girls, and they do a great job.  I think that everyone should have a Chinese teenager to perform odd-jobs.  They don’t ask questions and they don’t backtalk.  It’s really a great set-up.

Now, to get everyone to forget about all the labor laws that ROYTERS is violating, here is a picture of Bia and Branca Feres.  Enjoy!

7 Responses to “The Age Of ROYTERS’ Contributors”

  1. AngryMan said

    What I wouldn’t give to nail those chicks.

  2. Yeah, just go after those seach word phrases!

  3. C.Rag said

    Those spell checkers also do laundry really well too.
    Now where is the Real Mother Hen?

  4. AngryMan said

    Probably giving those Chinese gymnasts violin lessons.

  5. C.Rag said

    Or math. Or making little cheap plastic toys with lead paint. They have such nimble fingers.

  6. benniegoodman said

    WHAT?!?!!! I HATE THE CHINESE AND ALL OF THEIR SOCK PUPPET SHOWS!!!!!!

  7. rantingdiva said

    Do they do toilets and floors?

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