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Imprison Tibet

Posted by royters on August 13, 2008

I am tired of hearing all about how China should have to “free” Tibet.  If Tibet wanted to be free, then the Tibetans would free themselves.  As Tibet is not free, clearly Tibetans do not want to be free.  So why should China have to let people who don’t want to be free be free?  I don’t understand.  I will wait for someone to explain it to me.

OK, I waited, and I didn’t hear anything from anyone explaining why Tibet should be free.  Is it because you saw a movie with Brad Pitt in it?  News flash, watching a movie about Tibet losing its freedom doesn’t mean that you understand why Tibet should be free.  I watched a movie that involved anal fisting lesbians, but I don’t understand why a lesbian would be willing to let a fist get stuck in her anus.  Do you want Tibet to be free because you find the Dalai Lama to be nice and grandfatherly.  News flash part two, grandfathers die, they don’t live free.  You may not like that, but it is a cold hard fact of life.  If someone disagrees, please speak up.  I’m waiting.

Once again I waited, and once again I heard nothing from anyone.  You people disgust me.  You want Tibet to be free and you want grandfathers to live.  You sicken me.

I am the real Dr. Murk.

8 Responses to “Imprison Tibet”

  1. Free Dr. Murk

  2. Dr, Murk said

    Ahhhhh. My plan is working. People are becoming ME!

  3. Dr, Murk said

    Is this like that show “The REAL Ghostbusters” where it was nothing like the real Ghostbusters movie?

  4. AngryMan said

    Maybe we’re all Joey Polanski.

  5. I aint Polanski.

    No effin way.

  6. AngryMan said

    The world is ending, Polanski is commenting over here!

  7. rantingdiva said

    I’m the real Polanski.

  8. royters said

    God I hope not.

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