Hi I am Amy Winehouse!
Posted by Malach the Merciless on July 24, 2008
And once upon a time, I didn’t even know what crack was. But then I found that great Hollywood beauty secret: It improved my beauty, made me Ms. Personality, and I lost 80lbs.
You too can enjoy the secret of my diet/lifestyle success. Just send me five dollah, I will send you some crack, and you will on your way.
Not only will crack make you look as sexy and thin as me, it will also improve your personality and sexual potency ten fold. You will be all the rage, and get tons of attention as your personality comes through where ever you go. It will make your eye lashes more lush, your eyes more luminous, your hair more bouncy, and will dull the pain for those sexy tattoos. It will brighten up your smile, and clear your complexion. Ladies, I am talking to you, if you want a great man like my husband, you need Crack!
Crack saved my career.
AngryMan said
HOT!
royters said
Yeah, the after-crack Amy is way better looking than the before-crack Amy.
C.Rag said
After crack makes her look like PJ Harvey.
royters said
PJ Harvey gets me all damp and mildewy.
Malach the Merciless said
“After crack makes her look like PJ Harvey.”
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Big Blue said
Goddam. I kinda thought she always looked like a female version of Skeletor. I didn’t realize she once looked almost human.
royters said
Why the cheap shot on Skeletor?