Ahmadinejad Disputes Presence of Gays in Iraq

Just as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad denied the existence of homosexuals in Iran, he issued a forceful denial of the existence of homosexuals in Iraq.  Responding to a story on CNN.com about an Iraqi man who was raped for a period of over two weeks for being gay, Ahmadinejad delivered a blistering denial.

“This man, he is a soulless liar.  He is not an Iraqi, but an American sent over to gay-up the youth and destroy our Muslim culture.  His true name is Charles Nichols.  You cannot believe him, he has no beard and wears no windbreakers.  Homosexuality exists only in Western Europe because of the Pope.  You cannot believe this man.  You can, however, believe me.  I am truly trustworthy.  I tell you the truth about the Holocaust not existing and spend time with honorable people like David Duke.  I also tell you about the evil that the Jews spread through the world.  So, I tell you there are no gays in Iraq or Iran.  You can believe me, I am full of truthiness.”

Human rights activists disagreed with Ahmadinejad.  Brandon Montgomery, leader of Gays Worldwide: Unite!, said the following in an interview about the topic.  “I just don’t get where this guy is coming from.  There is no quesiton that homosexuals are in Iraq and Iran and that they are horribly mistreated and suffer greatly.  This guy is an idiot who should be wiped off the face of the earth.  He also has terrible fashion sense.  He needs Carson from Queer Eye to come straighten him out.  I’ll tell you, Mahmoud is the most in denial gay I’ve ever seen.  I’ll send my girls over to get him straightened out, though, and we’ll resolve this problem.  He’ll be a lucky pierre in no time!”