Heath Ledger is alive & Madonna Naked « Royters News Service: First In Falsity

Heath Ledger is alive & Madonna Naked

Posted by cragrant on July 20, 2008

The Dark Knight has already earned more money than I do from turning tricks in its opening weekend with crowds flocking to the bat cave to see it. Every news outlet is reporting that the real story is Heath Ledger’s performance as the Joker. The bias in the media is more evident with those reports. The true story the real story is that HEATH LEDGER IS ALIVE. I saw him a couple of days ago at the midnight showing on opening day. I don’t know how people missed him, but I do have superior reporter skills that kills.

Also there has been no new developments with ramming A-Rod into Madonna. I’m here to keep you straight with the real news.

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2 Responses to “Heath Ledger is alive & Madonna Naked”

AngryMan said

July 21, 2008 at 12:41 am
Heath Ledger ass-fucked Madonna in The Dark Knight? Man, I must’ve been in the bathroom for that.

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Malach the Merciless said

July 21, 2008 at 2:09 am
Madonna played the Joker? Boy she has let herself go.

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