Welcome Back Segway!
Posted by drmurk on July 8, 2008
There’s a new game in town and it’s the old game. The Segway.
Feeling the ‘gas crunch’? Feeling like walking is for infants? Feeling metro? Well hey, bub, meet your new friend.
So Gay...
You laughed at it. Now, you’re going to own it. No, Mr. Environment Green Tea Planet, you cannot have it both ways… wait. With the super gay Segway, maybe you already have had it both ways. You want to whine like an environmental yuppie? Now’s your chance to get a little ‘mud on your stick’, Greenies.
The Segway makes an easy transition from the life of gas guzzling heterosexual to cheese gulping alternative lifestyle. It only hurts the first time, and even then not that much except for after it’s a bit sore. The Segway that is.
Don’t be fooled by immitators. Pull a little sugar in your ass tank with the Segway!
AngryMan said
I bought you one for your birthday!
Malach the Merciless said
I don’t got 10K to shell out of one, unless they have gone down in price, and how are they in the snow?
C.Rag said
If you use enough lube it doesn’t hurt the first time.
royters said
This is the kind of thing a hate-filled jazz vampire would be all about.
Crazy Republican said
When I’m president in 2012, this form of transportation will be outlawed and all homosexuals will be stoned to death.