Getting Started

Hello, and welcome to ROYTERS NEWS.  ROYTERS was started by the very wealthy, very intelligent, and internationally respected AngryMan.  Unfortunately, the pressure of operating ROYTERS by himself soon overwhelmed poor AngryMan and he tried to commit suicide with a water gun.  The suicide attempt didn’t work, but the committee that took over his estate wrested control from him and turned ROYTERS over to a collection of hacks fine journalists.  These excellent workers will continue to bring you the news in the same fashion that ROYTERS’ readers have come to expect over the years which means at the last minute and full of spelling errors.  You will will not be disappointed.

Now, it may take a few months to get ROYTERS up and running, but be patient.  In the meantime, you can continue to visit AngryMan’s blog and get regular news updates.  If all goes well, the move will be completed shortly.